David Shattenborough

A version of the renowned and loved David Attenborough, used best to describe someone who has, or is undergoing, the process of shitting oneself, as the faecal matter currently deposited in their underwear contains various undiscovered and undocumented lifeforms, much like the one's David Attenborough discovers in his wildife documentaries.

*James shits himself violently*

Ben; Eugh gross, James just shat himself!

Matt; haha, what a David Shattenborough!

by CompulsiveDribbler304 April 26, 2011

elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who likes too much hentai

Oi elvatten the shatten get here

by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019

staten island girl

wow, seriously you have to get a life if you take the time to write and say bad things about staten island girls, like seriously.i'm a staten girl and holy shittttt!!! guess what i'm not organge, yeah i wanna be tan do i want to look like a ghost? NO! wow people shop at foxy ladyy!! oh my godd! its just another store in the mall. get real.now for the steryotype "slutty" just stop, like there arent sluts out there on your neighborhood, not everyone is a slut, im an average staten island girl i dont scrunch my hair i truly dont know who does anymore idont straighten it i blow it it out so there goes that steryotype, ohh and i'm in the shcoloars at school , a lot of kids are, not everyone are dumbasses, i bet there stupider kids where you live. andd ohhh for myy favorite subjecttt!!! accents i'm proud to say i have an accent i say chawclate, people in jersey dont know how to say water right soo shutt yourr mouthss. i bet you have an accent its not that you dont know how to talk right its just the way you were brought up and where you live. kayy?? so get that straight. well i hope i've gotten it through your head that staten island is the best! and stop saying shittt about ittt. ohh and for the people who live here and say bad shit thats low, i mean you live here, your deffinelty one of the people you've described. kayy?

hey hey hey im from staten island and i'm a staten island girl and i love it! if you dont go screw yourself! =

by fuzzy little man peach its me bitches March 2, 2008

Staten Island Day Camp

Staten Island Day Camp is the most amazing summer day camp in the world! If you say other wise you have serious problems. Staten Island Day Camp is so amazing it makes other summer day camps go "DAMN!!!" cause its that amazingly awesome!!!!

Staten Island Day Camp is so cool it rocked my socks off ;)
Don't make fun of Staten Island Day Camp or I'll murder you

Staten Island Day Camp is freakin beast!

by Yuchi Nerd September 30, 2011

Staten Island

A floating dump that sits in the New York harbor. Often mistaken as a populated borough.

Joe: "I'm from Staten Island."
Me: "You live in a dump?"
Joe: "No I mean the borough STATEN ISLAND!"
Me: "I have no idea what you're talking about."

by Prodsynth August 6, 2011

sarten

Someone with this last name is genuinely a kind, loving and beautiful person who is often misunderstood and taken for granted

That's one of the Sarten boys/girls such a great family they are.

by xLilbitcrazyx September 21, 2020

staten

An adjective used to describe something guido or overly trendy in the image of the Staten Island style - the borough that wishes it was part of NYC but just isn't.

That northface jacket is so staten!

by Not From NY October 19, 2005