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Soggy Saltine

When you cum on an asshole and crush saltine crackers over it and proceed to eat it with a spoon
Bro did you get a taste of that soggy saltine?
by JDOWE October 25, 2017
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unsalted saltine crackers

Saltine crackers without salt that only my grandma buys
Friend 1: hey can you pick up something for me at the store
Friend 2: ok what is it
Friend 1: some unsalted saltine crackers
Friend 2: how much have weed have you shoved up your asshole tonight for you to think that's a good investment
by xruser May 19, 2022
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unsalted saltine

a derogatory term for a stereotypical white person, especially for one who is lacking in culture, personality, or other identifying traits.
“My neighbor is literally an unsalted saltine- he said he was making something with ‘spicy peppers’ last night, but the only peppers he used were bell peppers.”
by CrispitySmuggity March 14, 2024
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pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)
Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"
by salingerbird December 4, 2010
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