anglo-saxon salute

Sticking two fingers up at somebody, flicking Vs.

A reference to the Norman invasion of England. When the Normans captured Anglo-Saxon archers, they would cut the archer's index and middle fingers off.

So as a act of defiance, unmolested Anglo-Saxon archers would rebelliously stick those two fingers up at the Normans.

He was being really haughty with me, so I said "up yours" and gave him an Anglo-Saxon salute.

by Roger Mellie 84 December 19, 2008

Sasquatch Salute

When someone is sleeping in front of a fan, you throw shit through the fan.

hey wake up or I'll show you a sasquatch salute!

by Anonymous November 5, 2003

21 gun toilet salute

The innate desire after dropping a turd of some substance to stand up and watch it pass as you flush - to admire it and pay your last respects as it were.

After stretching my sphincter to its Matrix-like limits, I had to given that turdzilla a proper 21 gun toilet salute.

by Lovell from UT September 22, 2010

3 finger salute

The act of signing off your work computer at the end of a work day by pressing control+alt+delete

Jesse- it's 4:59pm... Let's get the hell out of here!

Maria- I'm still working in this spreadsheet. Nahhh fuck it, im giving this computer the 3 finger salute.. Time to bounce!

"Still working on this spreadsheet. Nah, fuck it, Ima 3 finger salute this shit!"

by LetThatSinkIn February 17, 2015

two finger salute

The act of making a |,|, shape by holding up your index and ring fingers simultaneously and then using that to literally salute somebody.

"Old Man Macarthur is coming!"
"Quick, give him the two finger salute!"

by the letter d November 13, 2007

Clit Salute

The female version of a boner, or simply when a woman is attracted to a woman purely for sexual reasons.

Gina's got such a clit salute for David, it doesn't really matter that he's her husband's best friend.

by Mal23 October 2, 2010

semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013