big d randy

big d randy is the destroyer of realms and buttholes, he is said to come out of hiding on Halloween night and steal people's candy and booties.

I was walking on Halloween night when all of the sudden big d randy appeared out of nowhere and took my booty.

by that 1 random dude on the wifi October 23, 2023

Randy Michaels

A fat disgusting pig of a human who hates music and enjoys destroying great music stations for his own financial gain. Current CEO of Merlin Media and former CEO of Chicago-based Tribune Co. Michaels became public enemy number one in Chicago in June 2011 after it was announced he had purchased alternative radio station Q101 and planned to turn it into a news/talk station. The station's staff was let go on July 14th and the station became a news station later that month.

"My favorite radio format has always been spoken radio"

"As music moves to the ipod, it's time for news radio to move to FM"
-both quotes from Randy Michaels, who is one of the most hated men in Chicago

by Gaaraofthedamned August 14, 2011

Randy Black

The redneck version of Chuck Norris. He is more recognizable, respectable, and more omnipotent. He does not date ugly women, even sugar mamas. He can imbibe an infinite amount of beer before he becomes drunk. He is an exellent golfer, the best in whichever state he is currently occupying. He was in Korea, even if he's in his 20's or his 90's. He knows more about every single SEC football team than everyone else in the world. He becomes an owner of a pub simply by drinking there. He usually has a shrill, nigh feminine laugh, but a staredown that will make your head explode. He is probably only about 5 feet and a half tall, but he'd wipe the floor with your candy-tail. He should have a tattoo on one of his arms (usually right), which is always a dangerous creature, that comes alive and strikes at his command. He can kill you by drinking himself to your death. He hates blacks, but his GMC truck is sittin' on twenty-fo' dubbs. And if you say anything to him about it, he will erase your existence from ever having happened. He is more man than you could ever believe. His father most likely had the name of a dog. He killed Koreans for a living. He uses babies as gasoline. He has pink short-shorts. They're awesome.

You: My God!

Randy Black: Actually, just call me Randy

Randy Black: Beer sobers me.

Randy Black: Mas cervesas, barmaid!

Randy Black: Yes, I myself am rhetorical.

by im not t dubb August 9, 2009

Ayn Randy

Sexual arousal generated by fucking over a poor person.

"I just kicked that homeless guy's change cup into the gutter, and I am feeling a little Ayn Randy. Say Buffy, maybe we should retire to the Hummer for a quickie?"

by captain hooker December 12, 2013

Randy West

An old male pornstar who gets to bone the hottest young females in the world.

I would like to see Randy West fight Peter North to prove who is more man. Then the winner of that match can face Ron Jeremy.

by Skott November 10, 2004

Randy

Randy is one of the cutest guys to ever exist. He has a bit of a cowboy name but it suits him. He has a hard time verbally showing his feelings or affection. But when he does the attempt will be absolutely worth it! His strong yet cuddly stature almost reminds you of a grizzly bear! Even his hugs are great and bear-like. Overall Randy is simply the best.

Omg have you heard? Randy is dating someone now!! His partner is so lucky..

Aw man! I wanted to grab him first!

by 🌸Bunnypower69🌸 January 14, 2020

randy

english word for horny

Blimey mate, I feel randy, I want to shag her

by hooder hooderman February 21, 2009