RUMCROOK

1. A condition where the penis curves-off or bends at an irregular angle, almost giving the appearance of the penis having an "elbow" causing the owner's erection to look like the number "7" or a very acute banana (as opposed to a nice straight weiner with a gentle upwards bend.)

2. A deformed or badly malformed dick.

Bro, I was watching a porn when this dude with the most disgusting rumcrook and hushpuppie sack came in and ruined the whole thing. It looked like a broken sausage, damn thing was bent in the middle. looked like a babies leg.

Ugh, that's horrendous? Glad I don't have a rumcrook.

by Roblox OOOF noise guy May 8, 2023

Rumor

A piece of false, slanderous and/or mean-spirited story that somebody tells about someone else.

I heard that it was a rumor going around you got jumped.

by verifiedcase January 28, 2024

Rumardo

As a first name, generally denoting someone who is typically bright, ready-minded, intuitive or sagacious. They support their friends in catering information on composite affairs, when prompted; They furthermore only use their intellectual faculties for ethical reasons/the benefit of others they support.

He's been helping me process my trauma, providing me with adequate psychological support and resources on how to manage these intrusive anxiety-inducing feelings, Rumardo has been a great help.

by Albert Ross {linguistic anthr} November 27, 2023

Rumor Mill Employee

Some fucking dumbass absolute complete piece of shit person that generally lives in the corner of a bean field and probably in a small town of less than 1200 population and has only one purpose in life, and that is to entertain themselves and others of the same ideas and beliefs, and tell one another stories that they have also heard and learned of by also hear say, and repeat it over and over to many people and along the way altering the original story to the point its like when you was a kid and played chinese telephone in the class room, where you start a sentence and by the time it gets to the end of the room it's no longer the same sentence. Just snowballing and making up extra shit to make it more interesting then it should be and spreading it like around town like a batch of the herpes at homecoming and Mad Dog fucking Brown Town with his beer can size dick til he was hospitalized and how bout that bitch.

"Man, that bitch ain't shit but a motherfucking nother god damn fucking rumor mill employee, shit bitch."

by Gagezilla May 3, 2024

Rumour Boomer

An old person that spreads disinformation or misinformation based off rumours they believe to be true, found in their email forwards and other Socials. These are people whom are typically right-wing conservatives with strong religious beliefs. Boomer” is derived from “Baby boomers”; typically people born from 1946 to 1964 during the mid-20th century baby boom after World War II.

Did you read that email about the vaccine causing your blood to turn black? Omg gramps, you don’t want to be known as a RUMOUR BOOMER do you?! ( “Rumor” Boomer - USA sp )

by Dannyfukkinkaye May 27, 2024

rururemon

The intended name of the brand Lululemon when being said by an asian or someone in that general area

" Wilson said he picked the name Lululemon because he thought the difficulty Japanese people had pronouncing the letter 'L' "

White Person: wanna go to Lululemon?
Chinese person (jasmine): Rururemon?

by T0xicV1 November 21, 2024

rumornating

the act of ruminating on gossip. Spending too much mental energy on the negative black-hole of hearsay and slander.

can also be used as "to rumornate". If it's something the whole country seems to believe the bullcrap, we could call it "rumornationing."

roo-mer-nate-ing. Generally a verb.

"I'm having trouble letting go of that weird thing Tina told me, I keep rumornating on it."

by Ameliers December 25, 2024