root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010

root beer

another word for tampon

We're going to Walgreens to get some "root beer".

by xxmandiexx July 7, 2008

Root Beer Float

While receiveing the ever so popular "Rim Job", a man blows a wet "Shart" (The act of farting shit) into a females face, then quickly rolling over and "Polishing one off" (The act of quickly forceing ones self to ejactulate) into the females face, thus creating the brown, acting as the rootbeer, and white, acting as the ice cream.

Sara, "That sure was a great Root Beer float Thomas, but boy was it messy!"

by Brandon Grimme December 21, 2007

Root Rage

When you see someone you wanna fuck but you know for one reason or another you'll never be able to. You wind up with 'root rage.'

You pay your rent on a Saturday and the receptionist is showing her cleavage , and you know you wanna fuck her , but you know that you'll never be able to. Now , when you go back and crack a beer with your mate and talk about it , its . "Man paid the rent saw this chick and now i got fuckin root rage"

by smokeyvic December 6, 2013

root cause

The basic cause of something. A root cause is an initiating cause of either a condition or a causal chain that leads to an outcome or effect of interest. The term denotes the earliest, most basic, 'deepest', cause for a given behavior; most often a fault.

these drugs do not address the root cause of the problem

by Phillyclause89 June 12, 2018

Root Beer Barrel

Derogatory nickname for James Harden of the Houston(Texas) Rockets in the National Basketball Association. Coined by Something Awful Forums user Brolander, who in a GDT (Game Day Thread) witnessed James Harden do some stupid contorted crap to try and get a foul on a three point shot attempt and expressed his disgust by calling Harden "you, you...Root Beer Barrel!" A reference to both the root beer flavoured hard candy and a literal barrel of root beer, it lampoons bullshit antics and barrelish chest shape. You can technically call someone else a RBB but you are still referring to James Harden, it is not a generic term for a foul-seeker or rule-abuser. It is not racist.

"Oh, ok. Get your 3 free throws James, with your fuckin' sucks-to-watch, sleep walking, dick touching Root Beer Barrel ass."

by baunceychillups January 29, 2019

Root scoot boogie

You give her the root, scoot out the door, and boogie to work

Man I was almost late to work tonight, had to do the root scoot boogie.

by gr00gz November 11, 2020