chews the root

(loosely) Really, really, really sucks.

This New Jersey slang phrase is the only expression I know of that can decisively trump "sucks"; how, methinks, is self-explanatory.

I thought the first band sucked, but that next one, they really chewed the root.

by songwriter Nappy Martin September 6, 2005

sweet root

slang for awesome fuck

Papa Don is also known as Sweet Root to the girls in his hood.

by Flirting With Disaster Baby July 21, 2004

root beer

A&W? Barq's? Mug? Pansies. Best root beer in the world is Thomas Kemper. Drink up, son!

Henry Weinhard's is 2nd, IBC is 3rd

by Scott Lanway September 8, 2004

doing roots

To put a curse on someone. To cause a person supernatural harm or bad luck.

"... but a story goes round that a woman tried to run Mollie Moon off of that property of her'n 'cause she be doing roots, but Mollie offered to smooth over ..." from Love Potion by Gerri Brooks

"My wife was doing roots on me after she found I had been with that girl."

by zvacs April 27, 2008

nappy roots

a rap group from the country (kentucky)

Nappy roots AWNAW

bill cowan is a fat ass

by albert May 15, 2003

Ginger Root

the act of placing both of your testicles as well as your penis inside of a condom at the same time. Thus offering the maximum protection from a dodgy sexual partner. This act causes the penis and testicles to closely resemble a ginger root.

"wow that girl last night was pretty dirty I had to use the ginger root to make sure I didn't catch anything"

by hambatch December 16, 2011

Hug a root

wrapping yourself around someones penis.

wrapping yourself around a hard penis, hug a root

by duck21 August 23, 2009