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donkey drop rodeo show 

This is a sex position that involves two men.
When a male 1 is upside down, in a handstand type position, then male 2 spreads male 1’s legs and then cocks the cock downward, and male 1 does the same then they both pile drive it into each other’s buts with thrusting movements.
Man ,I really want to do a donkey drop rodeo show on him tonight!
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Dildo Riding Rodeo Clown 

A term coined by Ryan Essary that is synonymous with "you shove dildos up your ass and act like a clown for fun".
"Hey eat a dick you dildo riding rodeo clown"

Goat Rodeo 

A chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what's going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into
"Management's nuts. By the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it's a goat rodeo."

"We had Ondine's fifth birthday party yesterday. What a goat rodeo!"

Goat Rodeo by Bilberry January 20, 2009

Not my first rodeo 

Literally translated means "this is not the first time I have done this." Applies to dozens of different scenarios. Relays to the recipient that you are experienced and know what you're doing.
Reporter: "Nice work on that verdict."
Prosecutor: "Hey, this was not my first rodeo."

not my first rodeo 

An excellent retort to people who are dispensing advice to you, that is pretty common knowledge and you already know. Usually, it's delivered to some novice who is attempting to be helpful, but is really just annoying you.
Noob: Make sure you stack that charcoal in a pyramid shape, with spacing between the briquettes.

Pro: It's not my first rodeo. I know how to stack, fluid, and feed the flame...I've probably forgotten more about grilling than you'll ever know...

Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.
I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.

Donald Trump Rodeo Position 

When you’re having sex with an SJW doggystyle and you whisper in her/his ear... I voted for Trump... and successfully hold for 10 seconds. (=
Hey Vac, remember that hot blonde SJW I picked up at the LAUSD teacher’s strike Monday? I set a new personal record for the Donald Trump Rodeo Position at 17 seconds!!!

MAGA 2020!!!