cry me a river

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen

person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.

by charliee September 6, 2007

Riven

A white-haired chick with an extremely passionate and loving fanbase on an online MOBA known as league of legends. Riven players, more specifically Riven Mains are often associated with raging and negative behavior.

"Man, fuck this dumb ass pussy ass bitch ass Riven main report gg afk."

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth February 1, 2008

Powell River

Badass place for gangsters and celebritys to hang out and get casually wasted ; similar to Mike Tyson... Ears, Dogs, and Lots of Crack and Meth...

Fuzzy Wuzzy Wuz a Bear Fuzzy Wuzzy had no Hair Fuzzy Wuzzy Wasnt FUZZY wuz HE?

British Columbia...

Nice!, Where You From? Powell River, Wanna Give 'er?

WTF IZ A ZUNGA!?... gtfo

by nunyadamnbuisnessbetch April 10, 2010

Mariano Rivera

Arguably the best closer in baseball of all-time. Has been a pitcher on the New York Yankees his whole career, which is now 10 years. He is a.k.a Mr. Automatic because when he comes into a game with a lead, the game is over. He has pitched in 586 games and 728.1 innings. He has 336 saves and a 2.43 ERA (Earned Run Average).

"He's (Mariano Rivera) the best I've ever been around. Not only the ability to pitch and perform under pressure, but the calm he puts over the clubhouse. He's very important for us because he's a special person."-Yankees Manager Joe Torre

by sprtsfan212 August 27, 2005

up the river

Go to prison. Originates from the fact that convicts from New York City would be sent up the Hudson River to Ossining State Prison ("Sing Sing").

"In 1959, Genovese was sent up the river for drug trafficking."

by JDonnelly November 16, 2006

Rio Grande River mudshark

A Mexican female (or South American or Central American) who dates black guys.

Rosie Perez posed as a Rio Grande River mudshark in a movie.

by boi1ermaker September 9, 2011