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rufiki ritual

When making love, you ejaculate onto the women's forhead, then with your thumb, make a number "9" into the forehead and onto the nasal bridge, all whilst saying, in a commanding and mighty throaty roar, "Simba", using your semen as your tribal marking paint.
"Dude, I was fucking this jungle bunny last night and i had her on her back. Right after i came, i scooped some of it up on my thumb, and gave her the rufiki ritual. She told me I probably shouldn't ever come back.
by simbasex10609 January 1, 2010
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Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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riteous

jesse's very riteous
by Angela February 5, 2004
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Rite Mate

Dervied from a dirty little man named Glenda. The biggest camp male in the whole wide world. Pronounced in a really camp voice. An insultive word used to refer to homosexual men.
aYou walk past a rather odd looking sort of chap in the street and he walks past you and bobs up and down in a really gay way - suggesting anal penetration the night before, so the insitinctive reaction is to brand him a 'rite mate.'
by Dan Kelly July 6, 2004
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Ritualistic

adjective.

Usually referring to an act or person, could be used to refer to ritual such as prayer. It can also be used as a description of a person were the person likes to preform many rituals of religion. Could be used as an insult when properly used.
This prayer is very ritualisctic I feel in touch with god.
John is a very Ritualistic person, he likes to pray all the time
You ritualistic piece of shit
by Elehandro June 3, 2018
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Ritujit

It means that all women like this person and they look absolutely handsome. They are also very rich and loves children and animals. He is good at everything and even making pick up lines
I was friends with Ritujit the god
by Lollingbit February 1, 2021
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proper rite

as in proper good used in northern england
1)safe
2) really good
thts a 'proper rite'tune
by themizztinkz August 6, 2007
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