New Year's Resolution

A reachable goal that you don't bother to reach

Friend #1: Why didn't you stop overeating?
Friend #2: It was a new year's resolution

by kittycatgirl99 December 29, 2014

The Great Conspiracial Revolution

An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.

The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution

Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.

by 1m1m0 December 23, 2022

Dance Dance Revolution

A person that has no skill dancing but dance anyway making themselves look like cringe stick and dancing while laughing for his audience to see.Actually the dancer is holding his audience in hostage cause if the audience stop giving applause the dancer will activate his bomb vest because he want love and attention.If the audience stop clapping the Dance Dance Revolution addict will take everybody to the next world with him .in explanation max suicide attack on his audience activatating bomber alluarbar bitch!!!!!!!

Friend:Yo that stage guy dances like a little girl for a Man
Other Friend:Shut it you want to die?His literally starring at you mahnnn.
Friend: Hahahahaha
Suicide Bomber: Alluarbar Bitch.Proceeds to activate his bomber Vest Explode
Morale Of The Story: Don't Provoke Pyshopath that's has cringe Dance Dance Revolution skill aor everyone dies.

by BadComputer September 3, 2023

New Year’s Rizzolution

When you pick up a girl on the first of January

My friend had massive game with a girl and I said “Woah he got a New Year’s Rizzolution)

by ytayee December 23, 2022

Nintendo Revolution

Nintendo's new consol. Will feature:
1)wireless controlls
2)the ability to download all the kick ass games from NES, SNES, and N64 (these games kick any current or next gen games asses)
3)Better design than PS3 or Xbox 360
4)GOOD GAMES (360 and PS3 have like, 2 good ones)
5)something other than good graphics(seriously, how long are you willing to play crap games with awsome graphics?)
6)Lower cost
7)A system that DOES NOT BREAK(unlike ps3 or 360, which will break if you breath on them)

Microsoft has sold out to the "hip" crowd and Sony wants more games like Snoop Dog: Fear and Respect and 50 Cent: Bullet Proof

by Shiguru Miyamoto May 30, 2005

color revolutions

Former Soviet-Union states and Eastern European republics that made their own counter-versions of the people's Red Revolution. Here's a list:
-Velvet: Czech Republic (1989).
-Rose: former-Russia state Georgia (2003).
-Orange: former-Russia state Ukraine (2004). Also called the 'Chestnut' revolution.
-Tulip: former-Russia state Kyrgystan (2005).

The Arab world has its own kind of color revolutions:
-Purple: Iraq's 2005 1st elections.
-Cedar: Lebanon's end of the Syrian 'occupation' or military prescence in 2005.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

Revolutionary

Something people will call you when you do or say something either extremely stupid, or extremely obvious.

Guy 1: Dude, Did you know that Dolphins are really just gay sharks?
Guy 2: Woah dude, that's revolutionary

by actualtrash42069 January 19, 2018