Reportfag

Reportfags are just butthurt little fuckboys who get touched by daddy at night and take their anger out on random people online.

Reportfags usually go through social media and report posts/content to the point where they are removed, even if it is against the rules.

Usually reports pictures that aren't against the rules at all, just to be a dick.

Social media user 1: *posts picture of cat*
Reportfag: *silently reports*
Social media: your picture has been removed for containing nudity, which is against the terms of use.

Social media user 2: Damn reportfags.

by FlyinGiraffe March 30, 2015

retrotrip

To become extremely fascinated and or nostalgic/longing for past events. "Retro" meaning "the past" and "trip" because you get lost and trip out on things that you still remember. It can also be portrayed as wishful musing about certain events in history. You do not need to be high while under the influence of this highly-natural state of consciousness.

If I could go back to a different era in time, I would like to see what life was like during the roaring-20s. All that free alcohol and underground clubs, not to mention the Harlem Renaissance. The 30's presented to us a golden age of movies, the 40's was notable for popular icons such as Frank Sinatra. The 50's pretty much sucked, except for the beatniks~now THOSE people had it goin' on. The 60's was all about freedom and rebellion, not to mention the birth of the modern horror movie (look up Psycho) The 70's were funky and psychedelic, also the starting place for disco. The 80's, as we all know was slammed with violence in the media (Friday the 13th and many, many others...) but the often overlooked aspects include new wave and other trends (like retro-style coke/pepsi cans and rubik's cube. The 90's are pretty much like they are today, except that hip-hop was just getting started with artists such as Slick Rick and Salt 'n Peppa. Now we are here in the 21st century, where everything is digitalized and progressive. Thank you for listening to me ramble about my retrotrip and remember: Always take time out of your day to remember the past.

by Tony May 12, 2004

Algorithm self report

When someone’s suggested videos self report on you what type of videos they’ve been previously watching.

This Anti Vax video was on your For You page? Algorithm self report my dude.

by FrickDaPoPo October 3, 2021

Self Report

The best way to frame others, the reportee always has more trust than the one being framed, but go easy on the attacks because it may make you sus. Always act calm when attacked for self-reporting.

Cyan: I saw red kill!
Red: No you're framing me!
Blue: sub to my yt.
Lime: IDC
Black: self report!!!

by AWWWW MAN October 23, 2020

sexual credit report

when a new love interest begins to inquire about one's sexual history, like a credit report, any sexual acts occurring more than seven years ago do not count.

Cook: "I'm glad your back with Venus."
Pete DicK: "Well, she ran my sexual credit report."
Cook: "oh, shit, you're done man."
Pete DicK" "no way, I haven't banged a girl in the ass for ten years, I'm clean"
Cook: "thank God, for the sexual credit report, at least its off your file"
Pete DicK: "YES, now I can fuck her in the ass virgin style."

by Pete Dick September 14, 2009

tps reports

A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.

"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"

by Tim C. November 11, 2004

reprobate

One who drinks copious amounts of wine, doesn't care much for people, and loves to use large words when in the presence of low intelligence.

Oh Bruce? Don't worry about him, he's not a threat, he's just a reprobate.

by telusdood May 5, 2009