A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
"Could you pass some of your tps report under the stall wall, I'm fresh out"
A term used back in the day to describe a fat ugly chick. Usually slept with when drunk or desperate.
Man, i sure hope bill is carefull with all those nar nars.
