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quota

An allotment of timely interaction one assigns to a group or a member of a group. A specific amount that serves as means of maximum exposure to an individual or a group sharing similar interests. When one reaches maximum point, one 'calls quota' before pleasant interactions evolve into irksome experiences.
"I have done lunch with you twice this week. I call quota on you before I get bored with you. See you next week."

Note: This is an example of a thought process. It is NOT advisable to speak of quotas aloud. If quotas are informed to public, there may be a risk of not having any individuals or groups to call quota on.
by Mehreen August 13, 2006
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quoteable quote

a quote that is very quoteable
quoteable quote from harry potter: ''you're a wizard, harry''
by R.Mandy May 19, 2005
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Quote

Something you say in place of a word when you don't want to say the real word or want to mask your conversation to others that may be around.
yo man, did you see the quotes that kid had?

hey, can you still get me that quote later?

Girl, i'm not even sure you can handle the quote I can dish out

bro, you trying to hit up that quote when you get out of class?
by Flex quotes November 11, 2009
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Quote Nazi

Just like a Grammar Nazi, but with quotes. Mostly shows his/her head at partys or forums. Generally joining in on a conversation to correct every quote that is even the slightest bit of.
Dude 1: "I love the knight who say ni scene in monthy python!"
Dude 2: "Yeah!! "You shall cut down the biggest tree in the forest with a HERRING!!"
Dude 3:"You got it all wrong, it's mightiest! Not biggest! "
Dude 1:"Man, you're such a quote nazi!"

Example 2:

Dude 1: "And then the toast king says:"Looks like the left to me!""
Dude 2: "Haha! I love that part!"
Girl: "You forget more. He says that it looks more like the left to him. Get your quotes right!"
Dude 2: "Oh-oh! We got ourselves a quote nazi here!"
Dude 1: "I hate you"
by blastboyd November 1, 2009
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Quotev

Quotev is a place where people used to go to read stories, make quizzes, and write stories. Now in 2019 we have evolved this quiz site into a dating site where 12 year olds love to make drama. There are such things as popular accounts, feedspammers, and so on. This is a place where crackhead culture is at 100% 25/8 and if you love drama this is the place to be. If you're not a cool kid then you're an outcast. Have fun playing with crackheads.
Quotev has become a dating site for 12 year olds.
god gage is a cool kid on Quotev!
by jeongkuks March 11, 2019
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quota

The amount of money that must be made in any given day/night/shift by a ho, or prostitute per her PI, or PIMP's instructions.
"Damn bitch, it's 3am and I'm tired as hell, but I can't go in til I make my quota! You know my daddy does NOT play..."
by Lexi-Ho December 9, 2008
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air quotes

The act of placing your hands outstretch from either side of your head and making a peace sign that bends up and down within the fingers while using a corporate buzzword.
Sarcastic Employee: "Well, that's very AIR QUOTE LEFT pro-active AIR QUOTE RIGHT of you."
Ubiquitous Marketer: "See synergy."
by CartoonChess June 4, 2004
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