Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

Cookie on quarantine

Cookie on quarantine stands for C.O.Q. When he be missing that vanilla ice cream, in other words strawberry milkshake, in other words her red curtains, in other words her vagina. You know how it be sometimes all you gotta do girl is put that cookie on quarantine. slay. period.

"He cheated on me so i got to put this cookie on quarantine"

"He plays so much so tonight I'm putting this cookie on quarantine"

by l0v3xox October 28, 2022

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine Fifteen

A 'Quarantine Fifteen' is what happens when you gain some weight (15 or more pounds) during the COVID-19 Quarantine.

"Yo man, you're getting a little plump... Did you gain a Quarantine Fifteen or something?"

by Ricky Biff and Little Peter January 16, 2021

Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

Quarantining

The act of being in quarantine during a pandemic.

Ex: Sorry I haven’t been able to see, I’ve been quarantining.

by hubbersbubbers January 25, 2021

Quarantine kickback

When as a result of quarantine due to the Coronavirus outbreak you have to FaceTime with your friends to smoke “together”.

Bro 1:Yo you tryna have a kickback?

Bro 2:Bro we’re quarantined what should we do?

Bro 1:Brooo! Let’s have a quarantine kickback!

Bro 2: faxxx call all the homies on FaceTime or any other video chatting services.

by Mega$toner420 March 17, 2020