Puddle of Puke

Someone who has no social standing, has no ambition, no job and doesn't have any desire to better his situation.

Maria: Hey look who came to the church social?
Mom: Him! That puddle of puke!

by Mercana November 22, 2013

Puddle Slapper

When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere

Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him

by OfficialArbys June 2, 2023

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Puddle Pussy

A vagina that produces a large amount of lubrication. Usually because of the loud squishing sounds during intercourse or masturbation.

"Be careful, Jenna has a puddle pussy. There's no way to be discreet when you two have sex."

by Christian Carroll September 15, 2017

Puddle duck

A cutesy pet name alluding to a happy widdle duck going splishy-splashy in a puddle.

I missed you puddle duck.
*nuzzle*

by P_Titty October 5, 2021

Dribble puddle

The area in front of a men’s room toilet or urinal that men have dribbled urine, and/or loose public hairs onto.

The guilty party is known as a “dribble dropper”

Every time I have to shit in public I have to make sure my belt doesn’t fall into the dribble puddle!

by agotaras2000 October 27, 2022

Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019