Public Restroom 

A place where you only go if you truly have to. You will know when you are in one once you see foaming hand soap smeared over the mirror and yellowed linoleum floor tiles, see all sorts of nazi references engraved into the stalls, and what looks to be water damage on the dotted Tbar ceiling. The division will smell either like a dead body was flushed down the toilet or will reek of cheap air fresheners that have a hint of laundry detergent. You will feel as if you were being watched as you never know who will peek out from under the stalls.

*stops at convenience store*

Dimitri: What are we stopping for?

Randy: I really have to go.

Dimitri: Dude its a public restroom, you might not come back

Randy: I will go anyway...

Public Restroom by Finbarre June 19, 2021

public shool twat 

All-male schooling that costs a lot leads to this unfrotunate condition. Boys survive the experience by becoming aggressive pricks or defensive and slightly sorry-looking nerds who can't get the girls. The first kind play rugby and squash and become city finance wankers, the second play cricket and become civil servants (with memories of the empire). Both characterised by juvenile sense of humour throughout adult life. Not always posh. However lack of interaction with those in the real world until 18 years means they're very snobby and on most issues think themselves better than others, who they sometimes deign to pity - particularly
around 'culture' and how to speak 'correctly.' They involuntarily bristle at those that say "wa-er" (water) and "somefink" and condole themselves that these lesser being had the misfortune to be badly educated. Nevertheless, they're are those that think themselves cool; either listen to hip-hop and wear skate gear, or wear surf-gear and travel on their gap-year to Goa. On daddy's credit card. Or that rather large inheritance they came into. Wouldn't stand a chance in the
inner-city.

He's acting like he's SO street/working class, but he went to a £20, 000 a year school. What a public school twat.

public shool twat by state-school reject October 18, 2004

Public Privacy 

1. The illusion of which is given to people on a cell phone or blue tooth in public and within earshot of others. These people believe that others cannot hear about their husband's rectal exam or their mothers attempt at making toast in the microwave.

2. What is compromised when Party A takes video/pictures of Party B in public with or without them knowing, with the intent of putting them on YouTube or myspace.

1. "I don't care about her son's first poop on the toilet, I just want to know if she want lettuce, tomato, or onion on her sub! Put down the phone and listen to me goddammit!"

2. Eligh: "What are you doing!? Put that camera away! This is an invasion of public privacy!

Felix: "No! I'm going to put you and that gold spandex bodysuit on the internet!"

Public Privacy by Bnacov March 28, 2008

public acknowledgement 

When someone you're interested in makes it clear that they are with someone else through affectionate public gestures.

I was flirting with him until he gave the girl who walked up to us public acknowledgement, and then I backed off.

public acknowledgement by don'tWaitUp June 5, 2010

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n) 

Putting your emotions out there using public media. Ones inability to write a card or a private message!

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n), contain your feelings the whole world doesn't need to know how you feel.

Public emotional nudity (p.e.n) by karismatic life November 17, 2014

public defenestration 

A fairly adaptive solution for many of society's problems. Consists of turning an otherwise mundane defenestration into a public spectacle, visible to all. Great for cowing the masses back into line with the fear of being tossed out a really high window.

Emperor Cuzco was particularly famous for employing this technique.

"I'm sorry, you've thrown off the Emperor's groove."

*whoosh*

"Sooooorrrrrryyyy...!"

public defenestration by The Lemon Merchant November 30, 2004

Public Administration 

Administrators of the public; decison makers; people in power.

"my daddy's in public administration, you may know him...Rudi..." -Caroline Giuliani

Public Administration by estNwst April 29, 2011