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Pivoting Puck

You drive down the road with a giant slut. you and you're friend decide to have sex with her. As she is giving the driving road head. the passenger starts fucking her from behind. Go on some curvy roads to make that bitch pivot.
Eric- yo driving with that whore was awesome!
Shane- yeah! driving with sluts is sweet, especially when you do the pivoting puck!
by paul shane strong Eric and Wal November 10, 2010
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make one's asshole pucker

To be excited, or nervous about something.
1) That new girl makes your asshole pucker, doesn't she?

2) Damnit, the exit exam is really making my asshole pucker!

3) The Patriots being in the Super Bowl finals can make one's asshole pucker, but it certainly doesn't pucker mine!
by Weeger January 21, 2008
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puck bunny

A hockey whore. Will be found at a majority of the travel team's home games wearing slutty clothes completely unsuited for a hockey rink. Only objective is to bang one of the hockey guys. Facebook/myspace page will be open to everyone and will feature multiple mirror shots. (She stands in front of a mirror and takes a picture of her reflection.)
That puck bunny has hooked up with half the hockey team.
by carly morgan March 29, 2009
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Hockey Puck Dick

Def 1: An extreme form of a chode. Extreme to the point that the penis does not exceed 1 1/2 inches in length and ranges from 3-4 inches in width.

Def 2: A person who is an extreme chode.
Jean Paul Aller is a perfect example of a Hockey Puck Dick. Jean Paul Aller has a Hockey Puck Dick
by seminole10or December 15, 2010
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shifty-eyed puck licker

n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
by malfunkt October 24, 2005
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doop-pucker

A coveted occupation where one sqeezes the poop out of ducks for minimum wage.
Look at the doop-pucker squeeze that chick.
by daddypapa September 18, 2008
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Phuckphace

A devout hockey fan not from Philadelphia who pretends he doesn't like the Flyers but in reality is a "Closet Flyers Phan".
That "Phuckphace" Sam needs to cum out of the closet and pledge his allegiance to the Philadelphia Flyers.
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