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Prodouche

The name for an offspring of two people that everyone knows as douchebags, so the child is expected to be a super douche like them or just a regular douche, either way you're getting a douche for a son.
Joe: Hey dude, I heard Brad and Sarah want a baby
Mike: Really, shit they going to prodouche a smug annoying baby.
Joe: Tell me about it.
by Dumbinic December 7, 2009
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Profoundities

Title of an upcoming book filled with inspirational, self-help, and motivational statements than will encourage the masses.
Example of Profoundities are like this - Anyone that says "Your past is not as important as your future" never had their credit checked...
by Birmingham Brown February 3, 2010
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Profosterous

Adam: It's my birthday, and this is my party.
Josh:That's profosterous.
by moshgod6669 April 26, 2011
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piojo jacuzzi

My girl friend has so much lint in her piojo jacuzzi that she could knit a tube top.
by dmccc August 9, 2012
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probophobia

(n) a mental condition, the essence for what is usually called "homophobia" in men. Women can have an altered form in some instances.

A probophobe is a person afraid of having anything vaguely penis-shaped, or something with balls attached, inserted into their anus.
The main symptoms are not physical, but mental; displaying themselves in a fit of pouting, screaming, or sign-waving directed towards homosexuals.
Extreme cases involve mumblings about "the gay agenda."

There is no known cure, but stands as a curiosity in the psychological world because, upon any manifestation of symptoms at all, the possibility of any anal insertion events whatsoever decreases astronomically. Still, the victim often lashes out at innocent but perceived offenders due to the paranoia related to not having eyes on the back of one's head.
She often complained about how her boyfriend didn't go to the club with her due to his probophobia acting up in the presence of men that could dance better than he could.
by Yitzhak Yitzhak January 1, 2013
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Prejoyment

(n) the act of consciously increasing the amount of pleasure derived from the anticipation of an event.
Imagining a whirlwind of ecstasy, I increased my prejoyment to eleven.
by PatulTarkus December 10, 2013
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probonie

Person-
A Professional; Perfect in bed; Unbelievably orgasmic; Sexy; Gorgeous; Best you'll ever have in every way.

Addicting; Can't get enough of this person; Someone who makes you feel Fully Alive for the first time in life.
That person is a Probonie. I need to get me some of that.
by AddictingCrazyB*tch June 21, 2014
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