progasm

The feeling you get when your programming code works for the first time

After writing 500 lines of code I got a progasm

by DiskJunky January 31, 2008

programmer art

Extremely poor quality meshes, textures, or other resources used in video games, which are created by programmers instead of real artists.

Propfan's tree is the worst programmer art ever.

by Crusher June 28, 2004

space program

getting high. an orgainzation of people getting high.

guy enters the room. everyone is stoned. "welome to the space program."

by blackcentipede May 5, 2010

Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.

Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

H-B Woodlawn Program

according to the person who wrote definition #3...."who are the real sluts here?" uhh HELLO, where are your eyes THE ENTIRE TIME YOUR AT SCHOOL? in case you havnet noticed, about 80% of the girls who go to YHS where unbelievably short skirts, and really revealing tank tops....dont be jelous of HB just because we dont have a dress code....and about sex in the gym office...yeah...never happens, so suck it up and just admit HB's better.....we know you know its better, your just too damn cocky to realize it

hmm.....blowjobs in the bathrooms sound familiar???

all the damn time....

by Rachel March 31, 2005

Progasm

When listening to progressive rock, a progasm can be reached when you go very deep into the music and that you let it take control over you. This instrumental trance can be called a progasm, especially when you actually wet your pants doing it. One of the main particularities of the progasm is that it is often accompanied by frenetic air-guitar playing, as well as air-keyboard, air-drum, air-bass, air-flute or even air-accordion.

Why is the progasm only related to ''progressive music'' ?

Progressive music often contains extended solos and very complex interplay between many kinds of instruments, some of them being pretty unusual. A song which is constituted of several tempo changes, unusual time signatures, incredibly fast arpeggios, absolutely original synth sounds, dissonant chords, a church organ interlude and out-of-this-world vocal harmonies has more chance to simply blow your mind than a standard 3-minute pop song. Real progheads can actually get sexually excited when hearing a fully accomplished prog song.

OMFG dude. Did you listen to this overextended keyboard solo by Keith Emerson? This is just fucking awesome: I had a progasm!!!

by Baube3 January 14, 2009

Rockstar Programmer

A computer programmer with such strong skills and so much specific experience that they are the equivalent of a rock star in the domain of software. Many people play guitar pretty well, but only a few become rock stars. These programmers can develop more software than 5 - 10 newly hired regular programmers because they know what needs to be done and how to do it. They also might set the architecture of the product that dozens will build upon. Usually associated with dot com websites.

Jeff was the guy behind ebay.com He's a rockstar programmer.

by ChrisTTT April 5, 2010