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Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.
Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.
by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021
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Prayer Problem

N.)

One of the many socially acceptable brush off tactics the "thoughts and prayers(™)" generation defaults to Whenever there is something wrong in the world.
"All these hurricanes, school shootings, violent video games, Homer sexuals getting married, this world's got a prayer problem."

You know what Debbie? You are absolutely right. This world does have a prayer problem. In the sense your generation would rather rely on thoughts and prayers to put out a house fire than treat people with basic human dignity or get up off of your ass and try to make this world a better place. Now quickly, go make a hundred Facebook posts about this prayer problem and make yourself look like a bigger inbred dipshit.
by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019
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You're the problem!

A narcissist who blames other without looking at themselves.
I'm the problem? I'm the problem? no You're the problem!
by Namestypicalmeaning January 2, 2021
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counting problem

The counting problem is also known as "Tarski's revenge."

It stands alongside two major problems in mathematics called the "compositional-unit problem" and the "unit-of-measurement problem." It is trying to determine how many points there are in an object.
Tarski's nihilism indicates that infinity plus an uncountable number of exterior points equate to an infinite number of points.

This is the solution to the counting problem.

A NON-Tarski object has the uncountable points on the INTERIOR surface with the infinite points; indicating that Godel's incompleteness theorem is stating that mathematics is unable to count the uncountable set of Tarski-points if they lie to the interior of the surface.
by flightfacilities February 21, 2022
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no problem buddy

Bud🤓- "Hey man! thanks for dropping off Molly, I've been looking everywhere for her!"
Guy😎- " No problem buddy, just doing what I do best, my guy!🤙🏼🫂🔌
by XxhAMBERgerxX September 11, 2023
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proficiency problem

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me
by hudzell September 7, 2021
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champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.
I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.
by Ooooma May 9, 2018
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