Pretzel Dump

A thoughtless and ineffective way to deliver mustard covered pretzel bites to your gullet.

Emily’s decision to pretzel dump destroyed her morale.

by Floor Sushi’s Advisor June 9, 2019

pretzel dicking

When your sword fighting with your dick and they get tangled up like a pretzel.

Steven and brandon were sword fighting and accidently ended up pretzel dicking each other.

by majortator November 7, 2014

Etzel Pretzel

When you have a brother with Tourette’s

Etzel Pretzel Etzel Pretzel

by Zamsha11 October 8, 2020

Pretzel Buds

When 2 friends have their arms around each others shoulders and have to pee. Each friend uses their free hand to help aim the stream of their buddy.

Steve and Andrew were out in the woods and noticed they both had to pee. They realized they could pee together and became pretzel buds

by PretzelBud August 7, 2021

sleeping pretzel

When you wake up to find your other half asleep in a pretzel like position. Usually feet and legs will locked in a twisted position raised above the bed.

I caught you in the sleeping pretzel position today again...

by Troll account March 15, 2019

Pretzel dogged

When a girls on top during sex and comes back down onto the penis at the wrong angle causing the penis to fold like a pretzel.

Shaniqua was on top last night, bro, and she pretzel dogged me. That's how I ended up in the hospital.

by Grumpibuns September 25, 2019

salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 6, 2003