majestic peen

a majestic peen is your penis but its a more stupid and goofy way of saying it. it is a long penis that amazes everyone and that your proud of. saying "majestic peen" instead of penis sounds way better and hilarious and always brings a laugh to the people around you or them shaking their heads thinking that your a complete retard.

"would you like to see my majestic peen?"
"oh my god I heard Emily has a majestic peen."
" eww Connor does not have a majestic peen."

by CCwatermelonass June 9, 2017

Genie peenie

Its the term for a genies genitals.

I found this bottle on the beach the other day. And some naked genie came out. he had a monster genie peenie!

by Basscrack November 12, 2019

PooPoo Peen

When one has anal intercourse and fecal matter is left on the penis which results in a stench

Greg: Hey why did you put on so much cologne?
George: I had to I have a case of poopoo peen

by SleezeI3ag October 12, 2021

rippin peen

a saying coined to describe absolutely obliterating the male genitalia for the purpose of pleasuring oneself.

Bro 1: bro lets hit up in n out im tryna twax a burg.
Bro 2: naw bro I just got done rippin peen im tryna take a nap reset my cock n dome ya feel
Bro 1: yea I get it man I felt that way last night when I ripped my peen.

by NattySlyrrr June 3, 2023

Silent E-Peening

The act of gloating, or rubbing a victory in someones face, without actually doing or saying anything. Can also be silent epeening when the person ahead in the competition will not acknowledge the other participant

Two people are playing a fighting game, one just won the game land-slide. He's doing nothing but sitting there not acknowledging the other person talking to him. "Stop your fucking Silent E-peening you faggot"

by Beecels May 28, 2010

Queen of Peen

Queen of Peen or Q.O.P for short, is a commendatory title given to a female friend whose sexual conquests outnumber that of others in her friendship circle. In other words, a female 'player'.

Friend: "Did you see Chloe last night? She was surrounded by like five guys."

You: "Yeah, she is totally the Queen of Peen."

by saranda December 17, 2013

Alex the peen

A dutty druge who gets paranoid 24/7 over being in a jungle. He also is a baldy/growing mop that is depressed 25/8 except for when he is being a stoner with Zak

Person 1: hi

Alex the peen: wanna go for a fat doink

by Alex the peen November 11, 2019