Vanilla poptart

When a guy comes in a girls vagina and then squeezes the vagina together then eats the girl

That was a tasty "Vanilla Poptart"

by Mr. Candy man milakis February 28, 2011

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Poptart

The act of masterbation into a bag.

I had to make time for a poptart before work

by HACKER1012 April 15, 2021

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Unicorn poptart ninja

Leslie

Have you seen Leslie!! She’s a unicorn poptart ninja!

by 5.OHBRUH August 1, 2018

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A Poptart John is the type of person who pretends to be useful when heated or in lieu of the presence of doughnuts or visa vie bad guys, but in actual reality is useless to all and sundry and only typically aggravates others in the near vicinity

God isn't John a poptart going round trying to save lives by asking them inane questions and proceeding to *fight* them outside country pubs. Some call such a. technique *popping out* or generally, *popped*

Yep but I blocked him by punching him in the guts and telling him *who's your daddy now*

Oh? What a grand casino technique. Il employ you to protect me from Poptart type Johns in future

Police receiving call:

Officer 1
Oh, seems *Poptart Johns* been drinking again

Officer 2
That's ok there's only about thirty of them on any given night in one medium country town to lock away anyway

*Please keep in mind that the previous sentence was spoken with grave sarcasm and chagrin*

by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

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