pools open

what a woman says when she is ready to get pregnant; relating to how sperm "swims"

lady 1: when are you ever going to have a baby?
lady 2: well, pools open.

by owenthekid May 11, 2016

pOoL bEeL

Literally the best most amazing person of all time and will be forever

NAHHHHHHH pOoL bEeL is just the most amazing wonderful person ever

by True fax’s 69 March 23, 2021

Pool Goggling

Similar to beer goggling, pool goggling occurs when an inebriated person's pool game seems to look better and better as his state of inebriation gets higher and higher. He'll hit more balls, take more chances, and sometimes he'll get funnier as his game gets worse --and good thing for him-- it's all done with a smile on his face and without his knowledge of it.

I don't like playing pool with Tom unless he's pool goggling. At least when he's drunk, he's funny when he plays.

by donnthuan23 November 14, 2010

pool towel

The act of butt flossing with a pool float while someone shits on your face.

The YMCA pool is closed today due to last week's Pool Toweling incident.

by jayrodmurderface June 7, 2017

pool whale

An overweight, female tourist (typically american) mostly located at hotel pools or landmarks. They are recognizable by their excessively large and colorful clothes. As soon as the pool whale reaches maturity, they receive extremely tiny backpacks (usually pink). It is important to mention that they cannot swim. Instead, they simply float around. Whilst in tourist mode, they like taking pictures with iPads.

"Dude check it! She doesn't even fit in her iPad selfie!

"Yeaaaah man! Total pool whale!"

by TheBoo's September 26, 2014

Florida Pool

A pool of jizz from a Disney dad running down a cast members cheek while his wife and kids are asleep at the hotel.

"Where have you been? The parade starts in 5 minutes!"

"I had to clean up the Florida Pool from that Disney Dilf!"

by Thatguyfromsaskatchatoon November 12, 2020

Dong Pool

Can happen accidentally during ferocious docking or by intent. Dong pool is when you power thrust your dick into your male partners nut sack effectively knocking one ball into the other ball and causing the latter ball to launch back into your partners butthole.

Hint:
Try this move in an all male foursome in lieu of the classic pool game “eight ball”. However the goal is still the same. Knock a pair of balls into someone’s butthole with your dick!

“Hey babe, I’m going to go play some dong pool with the bros after the Luke Bryan concert. Don’t wait up!”

by Sven’s D May 27, 2019