A specific process in which one person, preferably male, shits in their partner's left nostril, thereafter continuously sodomizing the remaining nostril until said shit "galoops" out at high velocity in a manner very similar to a "shit rocket." One hopes it will not hit one's left testicle.
Person 1: "I performed a super dooper pooper galooper last night, and barely dodged the projectile!"
Person 2: "Yeah, you're lucky, I attempted that procedure and it made a hole in my bed!"
any non-traditional item used in a pinch to successfully scoop and dispose of dog feces.
When the dog pooped in front of that cop, its a good thing I had on that shirt your Grandmother gave me for Christmas, it was quite the super duper pooper scooper! Other examples would be newspaper, CD case, a sock, etc.
n.
1. The shelf of fat formed when a person who is overweight wears an extremely (or noticeably) tight shirt. This definition applies to the context of female obesity, only.
A businessman who flings his tie over either shoulder while depositing feces in his workplace restroom, as to not dunk his formal attire into the toilet bowl stew. A proud smile accompanies his temporary cape as he accomplishes a necessary deployment.
The break room was submerged in utter envy as Charles boasted over his fresh, sanitary tie, accomplished only by his fluent Pooper Hero virtuosity. He received a promotion the next morning.