pollinating (sex act)

when you masturbate in front of the female

and cum on her belly

then she scoops up the semen and inserts it into her womb

it's hot, because it mimics the act of masturbating to porn / hentai

except that it's in real life

good for when you have erectile dysfunction or performance anxiety

you're pollinating her like a flower or plant

it's spicier if she's not on the pill, thus impregnation

i was pollinating (sex act) her

by Andrew E Cooper July 17, 2025

Polinging

The act of not participating in a text conversation, even through that conversation directly affects the person(s) not participating.

"Hey did you notice Carl and Dave were not participating in that text group last night? Yea they were totally Polinging"

by The Knower of all Knowing October 21, 2025

Polkinghorn

Most of the "Polkies" are control freak fucktards but some of them one in particular is so fucking badass bro I wish I could be her one day God I wish the Polkinghorns were real

Yo was that Arianna?? God she's so badass I bet she's a Polkinghorn, oh wait she is

by Aaron Lewis' vibrator November 12, 2025

Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

Totem Polling

When you stack animal heads up your butt creating a organic "totem poll"

"I just hit up the Pet Store, decided to do some totem polling tonight."

by Splenda_Man November 1, 2020