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Mexican Poltergeist

Similar to a Dirty Sanchez, except the residual funk from a vigorous taint and asshole rub is smeared on the upper lip instead of human fecal matter. This move can also be referred to a Spectral Sanchez and is best done covertly.
Last night I rubbed my funky taint and gave my wife the worst Mexican Poltergeist, she go utter and still swears permanent damage.
by Chef Duck September 25, 2011
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The Poltergeist

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A sexual act, similar in nature to the Houdini, although most effective as a prank pulled on an unsuspecting couple having sex.

During sex, have someone hidden strategically in the room, and another outside the door. At a given signal, the person in the room starts screaming and running around the room. The person(s) outside the room enters and proceeds to flicker the lights on and off, simulating the chaos demonstrated in the movie, Poltergeist.

Hilarity ensues.
Guy 1: "Man, I got lucky last night but my fucking roomates pulled the poltergeist on me! Lights, screaming, the works"

Guy 2: "That blows man... Was the look on her face worth it though?"

Guy 1: "Haha, yeah it totally was."
by Sgt.Hotdogs March 4, 2011
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gosh you're such a polet
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A slightly softer sibling of the caramel crachiatto and the L.S.Dresso.
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Worcester Polytechnic Institute

A college in Worcester, MA. Where all the geeky kids from high school go to college. You know, the ones who wear flooded pant, and pocket protectors.
Normal Person: Where do you go to college?
WPI Student: WPI (Worcester Polytechnic Institute) on Institute road(gives thumbs up!)
Normal Person: What a queer. Fuckin math.
by Jtrain1120 June 7, 2007
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Shakespeare is the poetentate of English
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Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock

it doesn't make any sense, sounds like something Charlie Sheen would say, and its fucking long.
Charlie Sheen: im a Poltergamaelectrolite magepriest Warlock and that didnt make any sense but it sounds fun when you mix words together that sound odd because normal words are boring.
by Zain :D January 10, 2012
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