Head Plant

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

by UrGeef July 17, 2018

Tomatoe plant

Is code word for marijuana.

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.

by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018

Pink Panther Dick

When a male with rosacea had a light pink shaft and a fiery red tip, usually combined with unkempt pubes

Me: Dalton has a Pink Panther Dick
Jordan: what’s that?
Me: when a guy has an unnaturally light pink shaft with a flaming red tip.

Jordan: I mean, you’re not wrong.

by shortcake._.caleigh January 26, 2019

Mr Plant

The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.

AHHHHH. GUYS RUN! ITS MR PLANT! HES COMING FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

by JAMMMMMMMA October 26, 2022

being a panther

being a panther means being high on cocaine

Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!

Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?

by snail trail March 27, 2010

The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant

The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.

by elAWESOMOR February 16, 2015

Jackass Plant

The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.

My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”

by Christonovich July 14, 2011