situations

interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.

Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.

by baits September 22, 2007

A Hostage Situation

When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.

I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."

by MadamexXx March 3, 2009

Situationship

It's not exactly a relationship, just a situation you're stuck in, where you're both unhappy but you're trying to find some way to make it work.

That guy who was suppose to be my boyfriend was nothing but a situation, so no it wasn't a relationship it was a situationship!!!

by One Of The Editors ;] April 17, 2015

sticky situation

When a satellite dish comes out of your ass and turns into an ice cream truck.

Do you remember that time when a satellite dish came out of my ass and turned into an ice cream truck and the aliens gave us all ice cream? Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

by Danny8997 January 11, 2010

Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

Hitchcock situation

Referencing a previous lover becoming "Psycho", sans the shower scene.

John is laying low to avoid his Hitchcock situation; corn doesn't even stalk like this bitch.

by Ralo January 14, 2008

situation creed

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

by provider44 January 19, 2010