Pikachu is an Eletric-Mouse Pokemon and his partner is Ash Ketchum. Pikachu is cute and speaks with a high squeak. Looks can be deceiving because PIKACHU WILL FUCKING ROAST YOU ON A SPIT!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
PIKACHU IS OVER 5 POUNDS OF FUCKIN' ELECTRICITY! HE MADE YOUR MOM BUY ALL OF THOSE FUCKING ELECTROTHERAPY SHITS AFTER HE FUCKED HER! HE CAN ROAST HOT DOGS WITH HIS FUCKIN BODY! HE CAN MAKE MASSIVE ELETRICAL STORMS BIG ENOUGH TO ELECTROCUTE YOU FATHER WHO LEFT YOU! AS IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH, HE GETS FUCKIN BIGGER AND TURNS INTO RAICHU! A BIGGER FUCKER WITH MORE POWER!
by Malware. January 23, 2019
People who think pikachu is the best pokemon in the world haven't played the game.
by Clodsire_boi January 02, 2024
A big yellow thing that has a big penis
by Big Dick Papp March 28, 2022
Stupid fucking pancake who won’t stop back-airing and dodging all of your moves like the rat it is. Pikachus are usually unnecessarily powerful and are known to cause massive amounts of tilt.
by 🅱️oker July 19, 2021
by The Boys at UHS March 11, 2021