Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.

I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.

by Willycallit August 11, 2012

protoplasm pirate-phrases

"Treasure chest" and "booty", as in, the sumptuous T&A "riches" which any "curvaceously attractive" lady possesses, and which horny studs view as being infinitely more desirable/precious to them than any buccaneer's ill-gotten stash of gold or jewels. Plus a girl's "bodily valuables" can never be "spent 'n' squandered" the way monetary riches can; the blinky-eyed cutie's delectable resources remain present and undepleted no matter how much they are "savored and enjoyed". And of course, in the case of the ample "treasures" on a buxom gal's "treasure chest", the overall "volume" of her delightful "treasures" actually **increases** with "regular use", since a girl's boobs grow bigger and fuller the more they're played with, especially if said "recreation" occurs while the chick is still in her more "youthful years", such as between her late teens to early thirties.

Bored history-class student: I'm not much into reading about piracy on the high seas, but I do love occasionally quoting their colorful language, especially when lightheartedly conversing with cute girls whom I befriend --- they always have the biggest giggle-fits when I joke around with them using protoplasm pirate-phrases.

by QuacksO February 13, 2017

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009

Phrape

Similar to Frape but with a mobile phone.

Dude we should totally phrape Josh whilst he's in the toilet for leaving his phone unattended.

by Gilmanez November 12, 2010

Prayer Cirlce

A game in which a group of men who recieve a blowjob from a single woman in a cirlce then mix all the semen in a turkey baster which then gets emptied in to the womans vagina. Then everyone prays that they are NOT the father and who ever is the babies daddy loses.

Man, I played prayer cirlce at a party a couple weeks ago and this random number won't stop calling! I think I lost.

by The Candyman and Big Poppa February 21, 2011