many people may think they know phatuom, but not like I do.
a sweet loving cutiepie that infects me with love every single time she smiles.
the smartest, hottest, most charming girl i have ever laid eyes on.
from the day i fell in love with her, to the day i die, I will be hers.
a sweet loving cutiepie that infects me with love every single time she smiles.
the smartest, hottest, most charming girl i have ever laid eyes on.
from the day i fell in love with her, to the day i die, I will be hers.
phatuom is pretty
by makosa January 15, 2022
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Phaung is a very pog girl who is short asf. She attracts a lot of girls and boys but only likes jimin. She can be very cold at times but is an amazing person, with a hot face (kinda emo). If you want to attract her, you should wear black clothes all the time to match with her. haha ally totally didnt write this
by asjaod March 10, 2022
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by Professor JH ames March 22, 2022
Get the phatu mug.That one Swedish girl who happens to be trilingual, wears black glasses and is very clumsy (i.e falls down a lot). Also complains a lot.
by TheYeGuy October 3, 2022
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“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
“a phoque” (n.) is an item or a cloth used to seal the crack under a door or window.
(v.) “to phoque”- the process of phoquing the drafty area under the door.
(adj.) “phoquable”- to have room enough or a decent ledge under a door or window in which to phoque the hole
In French, “phoque” (nms.) is the word for seal (see below for joke). Pronounced ever so slightly different than English “fuck;” however, in fluent speech, one would be hard-pressed to hear any difference between the two words.
<<Regardez enfants, ‘y avait un phoque là qui claquait les nageoires dans l’eau! Vous l’avez vu?>>
When teaching French, my students one year were excited to share a joke with me they wrote together.
Q: While American Oceanography students attend U Dub, where do French Oceanography Students study? (Alternately, where did the French seal get his degree?)
A: Phoque U!
He really wanted to phoque it and thought it’d be easily phoquable; but this slit is just too gaping a hole to phoque! “To bad it doesn’t have that black hairy phoquing strip on it that doesn’t need further phoquing,” he thought, disappointedly :(
by Spasiklaki Polyglot April 8, 2023
Get the Phoque mug.1) A very sophisticated word used by drunk Australians and Bri'ish in replacement for the most beautiful word of this lingua franca- FUCK.
2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
2) The baguette people use this word to refer to the Chonky sea bois.
Derek- Look at that seal over there.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
Dylan- OH! I LOVE PHOCKING SEALS, MATE.
Louis- À nicé phoque as I can see.
by Phoqueface June 10, 2023
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