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paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.
Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!
by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011
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paedolimb

An artificial limb used by paedophile amputees to spy on children. The limb can be detached and left in a remote location sending images back to the stumpy paedophile.
John: Did you hear about that swimming pool that got evacuated?
Ahmed: Yeah someone deployed a paedolimb in the changing rooms.
John: Good job they got the kids out, it could have been paedogeddon.
by Reginald Lindsey Hook December 17, 2013
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Phandom

A group of Danny Phantom fans. Danny Phantom was there before Dan and Phil so it's only fair that Danny Phantom has right to this name. The Phandom is a whole family and enjoy everthing related to the Nickelodeon tv show.
You should join the phandom if you like Danny Phantom that much.
by danny_phantom_fan January 7, 2017
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Paedo-carnivour

Food preference for just eating young animals like veal, chicken and lamb.
I'm a paedo-carnivour for ethical reasons, young creatures have less self-awareness.
by Feminists December 30, 2017
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Phandom

People who watch Daniel Howell and AmazingPhil on youtube. They spend there time on drawing cat whiskers, celebrating a sims's bday, shipping Phan,...
They're totally ready for taking the internet over and they're literally everywhere. They don't cry but craft. And tbh, the most phandom members like also Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco, My Chemical Romance, Twenty Øne Piløts and probably our yeemo dad CrankThatFrank.
So if you like one of them, you should watch Dan and Phil. But be prepared cuz they ruin your life.
Person 1: Hii
Person 2: Hello

Person 1: So... what are your hobbies?
Person 2: I'm in the phandom...
Person 1: What's a phandom?
Person 2: RUN AND DONT LOOK BACK, ESCAPE IT BEFORE IT TAKES YOU.
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Phandom

The phandom is the fandom dedicated to the Cartoon show Danny Phantom. A popular show about the half-ghost teen hero who saves his town from ghost attack, while keeping his own powers a ghost from his ghost hunter parents
So do you watch Danny Phantom?
Yes - i’m so in the phandom!
by Inviso bill January 23, 2019
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paedoling

an act of moving through society being a paedophile. it is an unlawful act but people still carry out this primitive behaviour. It is however animalistic. It entails people going after under aged partners for sex and immoral acts.
John Smith was paedoling through the streets of Chicago
by hmmmlisten February 8, 2019
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