A widely known sex move, the peeing ostrich takes both skill and courage. This move has been known to be the cause of serious injuries and classic pleasures. You can achieve this move by lifting up one leg and struting around the room while your mate chases you with feathers. Once the male is caught, the mating ritual commences and the females head is thrust forward like an ostrich.
"Man, I did the peeing ostrich last night and I have never felt better!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
"OMG. We did the peeing ostrich this morning and I still can't feel my legs... or neck... or va-jay-jay!"
by Ostrich Chaser February 27, 2010
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Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
Peeing on the inside is laughing by yourself about something very funny without showing that you are laughing. ; or where you are somewhere you can't laugh loud so you have to hold in your laughter.
*in church*
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
*priest walks by and trips*
person 1; *turns to friend* oh my god, i'm peeing on the inside!!
*person listens in on another persons joke.*
person telling joke: how did the guy with no arms and no legs cross the highway? take the f out of free and the f out of way.
person 2: there's no F in way.
person 1: HHAHAH THERES NO EFFIN WAY.
eavesdropper texts friend "oh my god i'm peeing on the inside."
by ckkay December 15, 2010
Get the peeing on the inside mug.The act of intense perving on the physical attributes of girls whilst out. This activity is usually practised over a short period of time due extenuating circumstances (such as girlfriend in loo) or eye strain and thus subtly is often disregarded.
I had to visit the optician as I strained my eye power perving.
I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.
I'll come out for one and get in some power perving.
by Adam T Murray June 17, 2007
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by blair bear June 21, 2009
Get the perving mug.Feeling really good and opening up to people, lights, sounds and emotion when you're on drugs, typically ecstasy.
by pillfreak December 19, 2008
Get the peeling mug.Term of irish origin referring to someone who could be considered dumb or silly. An adjective, often reserved for describing someone who has just done something spectacularly daft.
"Oh my God, Finton! You're such a peevin' this evening!"
"Did you see Shauna slip on that banana peel beside the tractor yesterday and subsequently drop her ice-cream on a toddler's face?"
"Yeah, she's such a peevin-squeevin..."
"They're a shabble of peevin squeevins, those lads..."
"Did you see Shauna slip on that banana peel beside the tractor yesterday and subsequently drop her ice-cream on a toddler's face?"
"Yeah, she's such a peevin-squeevin..."
"They're a shabble of peevin squeevins, those lads..."
by Devio September 21, 2009
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