Monkey steal pear from tree

an old-school fighting move derived from a mixture of Korean and Japanese kung fu, where the attacker graps his opponets scrotum turns a 180 an backfists his opponet in the stomach then the face while never letting go of his scrotum

Josh: did u hear what happened to Joe last night?
Rev:Yeah i was the one who pulled off Monkey steal pear from tree
Josh:O ok i'm gonna leave now

by FACEPLANTJAKE January 1, 2009

Sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup

Sweeet pear half = vagina
Heavy syrup= cum
Your own= random pronouns

Girl you are my sweet pear half in your own heavy syrup. I love you pls marry me sweet pear

by Brexi is sexi December 4, 2016

Pear

Da Pare! 🍐 It is a type of food to eat. And it can be someone's name, or even an animal's name, which is really sweet!

Girl 1: "I love you Pare!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow!"
Girl 1: "You are so cute!"

Cat named Pear: "Meow! Meow!"

Or
Girl 1: "Mmmmmmmm, these fruits are really sweet and juicy!"

Boy 1: "I love Pears, they taste delicious!"

by PumaCoco February 23, 2017

uncle pear

uncle pear is a type of sexually attractive mii game character from the wii u. created by two fine young girls in 2020, uncle pear is often remarked to have large bosoms and a oversized ass. he has fought many battles, but the hardest battle he fought was when his creators, disowned him. we now all stand against the uncle pear erasure. he was a real celebrity to the younger generations hearts, and many fight for his return to the gaming life.

suncle pear will smash yew in tos feight tour derth

by wiiuwrites January 16, 2025

Pear shaped

An attempt by females to make a male feel ashamed of their bodies, and that they should all have a V shaped torso like something out of a magazine. Usually an attempt made by the same females who claim that it is the males who try to shame females about their bodies. Trying to make people ashamed of who they are instead of what they look like would be closer to impressive, if you're trying to give somebody else shit about something. Telling them they're an asshole, or a hypocrite, or a faggot, or something they already know about themselves isn't going to be shocking, stunning, or mindblowing. Neither is a story about abuse, since they've been heard so many times they've lost their stun/shock value.

The reality is there's a lot more pear shaped guys in the world than there are V shaped guys in the world, since reality is not like a magazine.

by Solid Mantis February 1, 2021

Lucy Pear

a threesome with 1 girl and 2 guys; MMF

It refers to the hip hop group with the same name

Cam: Yo guess who had a threesome last night

Donny: Was it a Lucy Pearl?

Cam:.....yeah

Donny: That doesn't count!

by Mastermind15 November 24, 2007

Pear salad

When you cut up pieces of fruit (ideally pears), stuff them up your ass, and shit them into a good friend's mouth.

Yo, I was at Rebecca's house last night when she was having a house party. She was doing a pear salad and I got a heaping spoonfull

by pearsalad December 5, 2023