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lay down payment

To do a favor for or pay another persons bill and get only a lay down payment

(lay beside) in return. Not always sexual. Normally used by someone so obsessed with another that literally laying next to them is worth whatever they did or paid.
I paid her phone bill so I could get ahold of her and told her she just owed me a lay down payment. I just want her body next to mine so I can sleep for once.
by Randis Boyle August 13, 2018
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psymon

A play on Simon Cowell in the Adventurous Adventures of One Direction.
Psymon: "come in one direction"
One direction: "yes psymon"
Psymon: (states mission)
by Bubble trouble December 20, 2013
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Payton

The prettiest girl in school and is such a great friend. She makes every one laugh and is very athletic and active, many boys are attracted to her and love her smile and personality. Everyone just wants her to be their friend.
Girl: did you meet the new girl payton??
Boy: ya I totally fell in love with her!
by Jerome629 November 27, 2017
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payton paxton

Cum guzzling gutter ass hoe. Who likes to jerk guys off, but secretly because he hasn't cum out of the closet yet. He also enjoys to hold male testicles inside if his mouth. He considers it to be a sport. He has pretty blue eyes, but they are often bloodshot, from smoking joints to make him feel better about the size of his penis. He has had many surgeries on his dick because his cum is often dark brown. He is tall with brown hair, he has small lips, but the guys don't mind. Every night before going to sleep, he cleans the pubic hair that is stuck in his braces. (Male Pubes)
"Nobody has ever sucked me off like that, you must be a payton paxton!"
by Lick my left tit April 21, 2018
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peymon

A guy who is tall and likes to work out not to mention his insane hockey skills. He's smart and awesome!
Hey there's Peymon! Look at him snipe!
by meeeeeeeeeeez April 18, 2013
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Payton

Payton:bitch stfu
by SODKDKDKXK April 10, 2019
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Child support payment

The monthly reminder of the poor choice you made to procreate with the delusional bitch who claims poverty, while simultaneously driving a BMW. A monthly financial obligation that rarely makes its way to actuallysupporting your children, the child support payment is synonymous with the 7-year car loan: a necessary evil you count down every month until it's no longer. Or you drop dead from the realization you'll be making these payments for years. Whichever comes first.
Loan officer: Sorry, but your child support payment has turned your debt-to-income ratio upside down and we cannot offer you a mortgage. Or a new car. Or anything that requires repayment.
by Grant Rampus July 6, 2016
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