Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

Doodle pad

A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.

"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."

by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015

sarengetti brillo pad

The Sarengeti Brillo pad is the Arabian Goggles a few days after the man's testicles have been shaved. The point of this is to grow the coarse stubble on the eye lids.

I woke my girlfriend up yesterday with the Sarengetti Brillo pad.

by Chris Bryant December 6, 2007

lily pad

A safe landing spot when jumping off out of a tough situation. Frogs jump from pad to pad to avoid being eaten.

Jumping to a better job, to a different relationship, to a different living situation, all are jumping to a different lily pad.

by ApersonwhoiscurrentknownasRick February 9, 2012

landing pad

A layer of toilet paper laying on the top of the water in the toilet to keep you from getting backsplash.

Luckily the landing pad was there to catch my massive shit.

by kb June 18, 2006

Brillo pad

1. A rough cloth used to scrub.
2. A head of curly unsoft hair.
3. Anything rough in feeling.

1. I need a brillo pad to get this clean.
2. I can't get my fingers through this brillo pad.
3. Your skin is like a brillo pad.

by Kenzie November 26, 2003

man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".

Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.

by Rug Warriors December 16, 2009