Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009

Kazumming

What seems like the mix between drumming and kazooing is actually something quite disturbing.

Creepy Man: "Hey, girl. Wanna kazumm?"
Girl: "You mean kazumming?"
Creepy: "...Yeah..."
Girl: "Yeah. I'm into kinky shit. Let's go."

by sporkthepanda December 27, 2009