Kazumming

What seems like the mix between drumming and kazooing is actually something quite disturbing.

Creepy Man: "Hey, girl. Wanna kazumm?"
Girl: "You mean kazumming?"
Creepy: "...Yeah..."
Girl: "Yeah. I'm into kinky shit. Let's go."

by sporkthepanda December 27, 2009

Napsi Pad

noun. The term for the usage of a napkin in place of a comfortable feminine care item, when said item (maxi pad) is not readily available.

Hey! Need a quick care item that is both comfortable and fits that tight budget? Try the Napsi Pad! Now with wings!

by sporkthepanda December 14, 2009