Definitions by I'mnotalesbian
sneaky sexy
a woman of any age who is generally modest and wouldn't expect to be sexy, but has a rockin bod and a nice face.
"I don't mean to sound weird, but did you see Angela's mom? She's like, 45, but DAMN is she sneaky sexy!
sneaky sexy by I'mnotalesbian January 9, 2017
Doodle pad
A woman who is covered in tattoos, usually ones that are completely terrible. She is a whore, but will try to argue that she's not.
"Did you go out last night?"
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
"Yeah I went to the strip club and fucked a doodle pad!"
"Doodle pad?"
"Yeah, she was this stripper w
Jo had this terrible dragon tattoo that wrapped all around her body....I should probably get tested."
Doodle pad by I'mnotalesbian March 12, 2015