positions (the album)

Ariana Grande's newest album as of now (January 2021). known to be very MUCH not family friendly. It's about her new boyfriend, that is now her fiance Dalton Gomez, which is a successful real estate agent.

''Did you listen to Ariana Grande's new album, positions (the album)?''
''Yeah, I heard it's about her new boyfriend called Dalton Gomez.''

by what the hell is this huni January 24, 2021

gender positive

the behavioral, cultural, or psychological traits typically associated with all the genders simultaneously.

gender member 1: how are you identifying today?
gender member 2: im gender positive today!

by BigBeanDip22 November 30, 2019

The Mobius Position

The (future) sexual position where you comfortably perform oral sex on yourself using wormhole/portal technology.

“So, to perform The Mobius Position, all I have to do is slide my body halfway into one end, rotate the other end 180 degrees, and I’ll have my crotch in my face…hmmmm.”

by ebbonloft June 2, 2014

broomstick position

A sex position used in Harry Potter by Harry and Ron to make Hermione jealous. It is best used when riding a broom through the air and making the brooms rest very heavily against one and another while saying hi to Hagrid.

Dumbledore said "hello kids" as Harry and Ron were in 'broomstick position' above him.

by OHYESYESBABY October 1, 2018

The Jay Position

When you incorrectly believe you are in a position where the only option is to submit to authority

I'm going to have to assume the Jay Position

by Looney_Man October 25, 2022

69 position

when a girl sucks on a guy's cock and at the same time the guy is eating her up. They are lyin crotch in the face to each other.

She sixty nined me.

by jessica February 21, 2003

precarious position

To be at ones mercy. To be in a situation where only someone else other than your self can decide your fate. (Most of the time a bad scenario).

When Steve put my king in check i knew i was in a precarious position.

After the defendant sat down and took a look into the eyes of the vindictive jury he thought to himself "well ain't I in a precarious position".

by QuietMezzo January 18, 2009