ouch!

What people always say when I stick my huge cock in them.

Ouch! I was expecting the length, but not the girth!

by jimmy patrick March 3, 2008

ouch

pain or suffering due to stupidity.

I said OUCH when I was clotheslined by the wire that I did not see until it was two feet away from me.

by Homer April 5, 2004

ouch

The phrase that comes to mind for all parties involved, when mentioning the idea of needing to have had 18 stiches in your penis, because some bitch decided to bite down, or not secure her tounge ring while givin brains

what comes to mind when i say that i had 8 stiches in my dick because some bitch decided to bite down while goin down. and ive had 10 stiches when another girl decided that it wasnt important to secure her tounge ring?

by HipHop Cowboy April 9, 2005

Orchasm

An orgasm that is so intense that instead of having the normal grunts and moans, the person experiencing it will procede to shout and yell WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! (heart attacks may ensue)

Oh my god yesterday i had my first orchasm, i though i shat my pants, to my discovery, i had indeed shat my pants

by Buckly April 18, 2007

Ouchy

An erect penis not getting any action; synonym: blue balls

Kim: Are you okay? Why are you standing there like that?

Ewing: I just have this big Ouchy right now, and now one is going to help me fix it.

by Anonymus Buttones April 25, 2009

marble orchard

a cemetery, a graveyard

You did not think he would really end up in a marble orchard did you.

by The Return of Light Joker January 24, 2009

Apple Orchard

The one table in your house that has more Apple products on it than people living in the house.

Dad: Hey AJ can you grab me my iPad 3?
AJ:Where is it?
Dad: Its in the Apple Orchard, next to the MacBook, MacBook Pro, iPad 2, iPhone, iPod classic, and iPod Touch.
AJ: Ohhhh found it

by Gomer B. August 7, 2012