Ostrich

big dumb stupid bird that evolved to be unable to fly

"look at that stupid f*cking ostrich"
"bet he cant even fly, ya big idiot"

by Snaps_3 March 22, 2021

brobdingnagian ostrich

A nickname given to someone who is so oustandingly weird that they are alpha.

"woah, did you see thay guy over there."
"yea, thats brobdingnagian ostrich. he is the fucking alpha, dont mess with him."

by Parthasarathy3 May 1, 2021

ostrich coded

a gay sex position where one man is fucking the other in the ass and they shit.

much like ostriches lay eggs.

daren loves to be ostrich coded while fucking his partner

by ostrichcodesisreal January 1, 2024

Kinky ostrich

The act of burying your face between someone's legs in order to ignore your problems

I am so stressed from work today. Can I just be a kinky ostrich tonight?

by Brygan January 27, 2024

ostrich sized

means to get or be deported

I got ostrich sized by the opps

by tillywillywock May 2, 2023

Boiled Ostrich Eggs

A slang term a gay man uses for another man's booty

Attractive guy: Hey, did you see that Instagram model's booty?
Gay guy: yeah, but that's so plastic so that's not to my taste. I prefer your Boiled Ostrich Eggs over that any day now.
Attractive guy: Ayo, you sus!

by 42matter November 26, 2021

Serial Ostrich

An Ostrich that periodically terrorizes the town by kickboxing locals

you: What is a Serial Ostrich?
me: basically a kangaroo but ostrich
you: ????

by cane05893549027523890123892 September 24, 2020