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Shape of a diplodoc
Diplodoc is shaped like a oblÃg
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oobalooba

My teacher and her husband oobalooba'd because she has kids
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oobja

A Roblox games who you are the player and you are with Oobja despite being an orb, show to be kind and caring as the player progresses through the game.
Person 1: Do you heard of Oobja?
Person 2: Yeah this game make me cry
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oolagaboolaga

Racial slur against gingers or a word to bring fear to someone.
Go back you Ireland you oolagaboolaga. Oolagaboolaga!!!
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Obolanté

Obolanté (variation, Obolantétà Obolantétità)_noun. singular/plural.

v1. means a deliberate act or an organized crime in which poor gullible people are exploited to a large extent for personal gains in the name of religion. In most cases, this act is perpetrated by a few criminal syndicates operating under an external influence and force(s) to swindle impoverished people of their basic amenities and necessities in the name of a god or religion, which in turn, results in damning consequences that affect an entire population, nation, or region, further crippling economies and causing untold hardships to millions of people. Examples of Obolanté, Obolantétà, Obolantétità; Christian Pentecostalism, especially as practised in Nigeria, Africa, and some other regions of the world.

v2. Religion or organized religious syndicates obliterating the commonwealth of a people, population, or region in such a manner that grounds their economic outlook, enriching a few beneficiaries, and subjugating and plunging millions or hundreds of millions into abject poverty thereby inflicting pain.

verb. present tense, obolanté, sing. obolantés, past tense, obolantéd, past participle, obolantéd, present continous tense + gerund, obolantéing (also obolanting). to obliterate or sabotage people's economic outlook, prosperity, and prospects in the name of religion.
1. Condoning religious excesses will obolanté the commonwealth of Nigeria.

2. RCCG leadership has been notorious for obolantéing Nigeria's economic prosperity for decades.

3. Pentecostalism obolantés future generations to retain control over them

NOTE:
The word "obolanté" is coined from obtaining by trick, orgy, money laundering, and the French word "syndicaté" which means to be syndicated.

Jesus first introduced the act of Obolanté in Israel during the wedding at Cana in Galilee, where Jesus turned water into wine in excess so much that each guest at the event took as much as 10 liters of wine the equivalence of 4 bottles of alcohol, and was further spread by pentecostalism worldwide.

On the one hand, a "miracle" would have been more justifiable by presenting a modest gift to the couple as practised in many locations worldwide rather than providing guests at a wedding party with excessive drinking. Therefore, it is agreeable that turning water into wine at a party as a guest is nothing but self-serving and a feat obtained by tricks with ulterior motives, which would have resulted in litigation in many places across the world as the act undermined the safety and security of lives and properties of not only the couple but also the other guests.

On the other hand, the word "Orgy" is defined as "a wild party characterized by excessive drinking and indiscriminate sexual activity", meaning orgy as its today was introduced or popularized by Jesus and his church
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Ooblongtonger

The Ooblongtonger is a very popular dance amongst the kids of today's society. The dance mimicks the motion of pulling the pull cord of a lawnmower around the area of your genitals in a curved motion away from your body. The Ooblongtonger originated in the small town of Chaginkastan Alberta, where it gained recognition off of Grindr.
"Woah dude! Look at that man Ooblongtonging!!!"

"Im hitting the Ooblongtonger!"
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Oblangle

A rectangle, where the width is greater than the height.
"I need a 3mm Stainless steel Oblangle at 300 x 400mm, please." - x = 400 , y = 300.
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