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Obolanté (variation, Obolantétà Obolantétità)_noun. singular/plural.

v1. means a deliberate act or an organized crime in which poor gullible people are exploited to a large extent for personal gains in the name of religion. In most cases, this act is perpetrated by a few criminal syndicates operating under an external influence and force(s) to swindle impoverished people of their basic amenities and necessities in the name of a god or religion, which in turn, results in damning consequences that affect an entire population, nation, or region, further crippling economies and causing untold hardships to millions of people. Examples of Obolanté, Obolantétà, Obolantétità; Christian Pentecostalism, especially as practised in Nigeria, Africa, and some other regions of the world.

v2. Religion or organized religious syndicates obliterating the commonwealth of a people, population, or region in such a manner that grounds their economic outlook, enriching a few beneficiaries, and subjugating and plunging millions or hundreds of millions into abject poverty thereby inflicting pain.

verb. present tense, obolanté, sing. obolantés, past tense, obolantéd, past participle, obolantéd, present continous tense + gerund, obolantéing (also obolanting). to obliterate or sabotage people's economic outlook, prosperity, and prospects in the name of religion.
1. Condoning religious excesses will obolanté the commonwealth of Nigeria.

2. RCCG leadership has been notorious for obolantéing Nigeria's economic prosperity for decades.

3. Pentecostalism obolantés future generations to retain control over them

NOTE:
The word "obolanté" is coined from obtaining by trick, orgy, money laundering, and the French word "syndicaté" which means to be syndicated.

Jesus first introduced the act of Obolanté in Israel during the wedding at Cana in Galilee, where Jesus turned water into wine in excess so much that each guest at the event took as much as 10 liters of wine the equivalence of 4 bottles of alcohol, and was further spread by pentecostalism worldwide.

On the one hand, a "miracle" would have been more justifiable by presenting a modest gift to the couple as practised in many locations worldwide rather than providing guests at a wedding party with excessive drinking. Therefore, it is agreeable that turning water into wine at a party as a guest is nothing but self-serving and a feat obtained by tricks with ulterior motives, which would have resulted in litigation in many places across the world as the act undermined the safety and security of lives and properties of not only the couple but also the other guests.

On the other hand, the word "Orgy" is defined as "a wild party characterized by excessive drinking and indiscriminate sexual activity", meaning orgy as its today was introduced or popularized by Jesus and his church
Obolanté by Obolanté January 29, 2025
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
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