Captain NO SLEEVES

A middle aged man sitting in your back yard with a sleevless shirt, hair on shoulders, sunbathing the guns.

Beau: Dude drive by Franks house "The Captain" is out sunbathing again.
John: Captain No Sleeves at it again.

by I stole this shirt from Frank December 22, 2010

dick sleeve

the outer layer of skin on a dick

he had a pale dick sleeve
tracy thought his dick sleeve was beautiful

by sfusion November 9, 2007

wizards sleeve

pete rutherford i.e a big fuckin cunt of a fanny that looks like a wizard

did you see that wizards sleeve cry like a bitch when he lost his contract

by cocknbollocks July 7, 2011

Wizard Sleeve

An unbelievably corny rap group hailing from Florida that ruined a great Sidney Samson song. Consisting of a member that looks like a nerdy, down-syndromed Derron Williams and another who looks like a homeless Emmanuel Adebayor.

*Slits wrist after listening to Wizard Sleeve*

by The Sorceroe February 23, 2010

wizzards sleeve

capaciously large fanny

her fanny was so large it resembled a wizzards sleeve.

by billsie September 24, 2006

Wizard Sleeve

The appearance of an uncircumcised penis, with the extra foreskin wrinkled around the tip.

Man, Carmen really enjoyed playing with my Wizard Sleeve last night.

by welltexas May 8, 2014

wizard sleeve

when a womans vagina droops down it is described as a wizards sleeve due to its widening.

Why katie what a big wizard sleeve you have, well Tom, when you're as old and have had as much sex as i have, thats what happens

by stranger12345678901234567890 October 17, 2011