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Hawaiian Island

When you take a dump so big that it sticks up out of the water just like Hawaii. Usually has a texture similar to pancake batter. This can easily be done by making a lily pad of shit tickets before blowing mud. In a true Hawaiian Island, no paper is used.
This morning I made a Hawaiian Island so I left it for my ol' lady to see.

After a taco eating contest, Clyde had to race to the shitter to make a Hawaiian Island.
by duckkiller June 9, 2013
mugGet the Hawaiian Islandmug.

nonce island

A country in north-western Europe, off the north-­western coast of the European mainland. Also known as the United Kingdom. Notorious for rampant levels of noncery in political, public and private life.
1. I've got a 12 hour layover on nonce island.
2. oof, hope you like jellied eels.
by ted heaths dog January 19, 2021
mugGet the nonce islandmug.

green island

a little town where sluts are orange and go tanning 3 times a day. there is not one clean girl in the entire "island". Home of the Heatly Hornets. More like Heatly WHOREnets.

nasty whores. don't ever bring your man there... he may never come back.
look how orange that girl is. she must be from green island.
by deadass though. mad slutty March 14, 2011
mugGet the green islandmug.

Redemption Island

That bitchy place where Survivor becomes pointless, and you lose as soon as you get the chance to go back in the game again (ala Ozzy and Matt).
At Redemption Island:

Francesca: I got voted out.
Matt: I did too.
Francesca - Lost
Russell - Lost
Kristina - Lost
Krista - Lost
Stephanie - Lost
Sarita - Lost

Matt is back.

...

Matt: I got voted out.
David: Me too.
Mike: Me three?
Matt: WTF? This aint no duel wit 3 peeps
by GoForTheGoalBiz December 2, 2011
mugGet the Redemption Islandmug.

Cock Island

Someone who your ex-spouse has sex with after a breakup
She's gone to cock island
by someguy76134 December 13, 2017
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island hopper

A woman who teases many men by flirting with them and not making up her mind as to who she likes.
"Hey! She was just flirting with me yesterday!"..."Yea dude she's an island hopper."
by W1LDC4RD October 15, 2006
mugGet the island hoppermug.

dope island

what some people call " a legendary viner"
"dude i was watching dope island vines yesterday!"

"wow i love him and meechonmars!"
by lloydk September 17, 2018
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