water heater

So basically a water heater is anyone that is not the brightest, or in other words is non-intelligent or retarded.

Stacy: You wouldn't believe how much of a water heater joey was being

Georgia: I can believe it, he's always being a water heater

by Jordenisjesus April 3, 2017

jessica heater

The writer of many stories, she’s created ones from “Falling For My Stepbrother (BTS JUNGKOOK)” and “BTS Wolves and Vampires”

Wow I wanna read a Jessica Heater fan fiction!

by Jerry💖 January 26, 2019

Vagina Heater

n. The fully erect male penis on a cold morning.

My gf was shivering and goosebumpy on that cold morning when I had forgotten to turn up the furnace, so I promptly inserted my Vagina Heater between her legs, and she broke a sweat.

by saint_adventure October 17, 2014

absolute heater

A fart that is so foul in smell that it leaves your anus with a hot or burning sensation

Laid down an absolute heater at work the other day, it cleared out the whole cubicle.

by TheREALFartyMcFly February 13, 2024

Personal Space-Heater

The desire to find someone to keep you warm at night. Usually referring to the want or need of a boyfriend or girlfriend.

ie. "This year I'm going to try and get myself personal space-heater. I've been single for too long"

by InMeteor September 19, 2009

donk heater

Whenever a bad player is playing poker and they win a whole bunch by sucking out over and over

luckysuits is on a donk heater.

by jbhntr December 29, 2024

sink a heater

smoke a cigarette

Marshall: this party sucks
Miranda: do you wanna go sink a heater outside?
Marshall: i thought you'd never ask

by mixtest December 10, 2017