Nobez

the fusion of Nobles and Pimps

If the Roman army sold themselves to gain campaign money, they would be Nobez

by B-Nobez February 10, 2007

Noobertard

The combination of the words noob and retard. used to describe someone who lost at fails at the game of life

Catherine came into the theatre and within minutes we realized that the queen of the Noobertards was now among us.

by Charlie, Tyler December 12, 2007

nooberdoobed

The act of 0wning or to be 0wned so much in a game that normal verbal expression is unsuitable for the situation.

"I totally nooberdoobed this one guy in CoD4. I ended up killing him 20 times!"

"It was terrible i was nooberdoobed so much in that one game."

by VSBoD April 30, 2008

nobetter

Earstwhile lay offs

That nobetter is a good-for-nothing son of a gun.

by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

nobetter

Earstwhile lay offs

That nobetter is a good-for-nothing son of a gun.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Noobertofthecak-es

A noob/gaming loser that camps and uses cheap tactics/weapons to get kills. Also refers to a new player in a game.

Pronunciation: Noob-ert-ov-tha-cak-ez

Gamer1: Wow, that Noobertofthecak-es! He's spawn camping.

by OwnerPwner47 May 18, 2010

noobecue

Slow roasting of noobs in FPS games to make them cry just a little bit harder than with the normal method of a high heat and short cook time.

This "low & slow" method slowly brings out tears of sadness from the victim, especially when given a liberal application of winsauce before cooking. Makes a fine dish to the winning team, especially when served with noob biscuits and lolmonade.

Alternately spelled nbq, or noo-be-q

1337 player: man these noobs are roasted!

random guy: all you can eat noobecue!

by AL_PS3 May 2, 2011