Norwegian Giftwrapping

Norwegian Giftwrapping is an ancient Norwegian hunting tradition. It is the act of wrapping your scrotum over a persons mouth, and then putting your anal sphincter over his nose. You then complete the ritual by making an emission of intestinal gas from the anus.

1. "Hey Lars is sleeping, lets give him a Norwegian Giftwrapping!"

2. "I woke my mum with a Norwegian Giftwrapping the other day. She vomited all over the place, it was hysterical!"

by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009

norwegian wood

After the popular Beatles song by John Lennon, it is the term for the hard-on you get while talking to a girl only to be turned down when you get to the bedroom.

"Man, this girl was coming on to me, talkin' dirty, telling me she was open for anything... Took me upstairs at the end of the night..."
"Oh yeah? What'd you get out of it?"
"Norwegian wood, man. Norwegian wood."

by Stranger from Toronto May 5, 2009

[norwegian wardog]

the evolution of blumpkin/lumpkin. you receive a blowjob, while taking a shit, WHILE eating pizza. three of the best feelings in the world.

"that girl gives a damn good norwegian wardog!"

by norwegian wardog October 18, 2008

Norwegian Yak

A Scandinavian Viking diety with extremely massive reproductive appendages protruding from his luscious loins.

Thor was hung like a Norwegian Yak.

by JAJNJD April 6, 2010

Norwegian octopus slayer

Someone that will take your bitch and doesn't give two fucks and they will slay your bitch ass in a fight and then fuck your girl long dick style

Damn dude you hear about jimmy kid I hear he's a total Norwegian octopus slayer

by Ryan Shepard January 21, 2017

Norwegian Basement Child

Noun: Insult: A person of extraordinarily fair skin; so called as in reference to the generally pale population of the Nordic people and added upon by the effects of long term sunlight deprivation, such as provided in a household basement.

I was playing COD and this lousy cunt no-scoped me from across the map. Fucking Norwegian basement child.

by bladnik26 July 25, 2017

Norwegian Toothpaste

When your girl is on her period and she doesn’t shower, you peel the dried blood off and brush your teeth with it

Chad: Yeah man, Samantha was on her period last week so she let me have Norwegian Toothpaste

by Little_Lady_225 August 7, 2020