Dubai Problems

First world problems faced by residents of the United Arab Emirate, Dubai

I can't get my Lamborghini over speed bumps, typical Dubai problems.

by Dubai Problems July 15, 2019

Problem-attic

The brain of someone who is always saying how they find things problematic.

Karen found that joke you told problematic.

That’s no surprise, since her whole head is just one problem-attic, nobody really cares what she has to say anymore.

by MacPherson McFly June 18, 2021

proficiency problem

synonym of skill issue

"this game is dogshit"

sounds like a proficiency problem to me

by hudzell September 7, 2021

Brain Problem

A phase for police in Hong Kong to use. Police use this phase to reply foreigner if foreigner asks police question with english or other non-chinese language. Using this phase allows police to get away from the conversation.

Hong Kong police ; 'Hey! You there! Who are you?'
Foreign Press : 'My name is Brian, wht's the problem?'
Hong Kong police : 'Brain Problem?'

Foreign Press : '???'
Hong Kong police : '???'
Conversation end

by Whothehellcarewhtmynameis October 19, 2019

frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.

"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."

by P-Jones October 28, 2013

Vikaasian problem

The conundrum of the observer seeing that which he does not remember and remembering that which he does not see.

Memory-appearance conundrum.

The Vikaasian problem asks why human beings remember the past and not the future. The future can be seen.

by sandraxine December 13, 2018

champagne problems

A small problem that is not really much of a problem at all if you were sober except you are too lit to solve it at the moment.

See crunck and first world problems.

I kicked off my shoes when I was dancing and now I can’t find them, champagne problems.

by Ooooma May 9, 2018